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Cross in Vabaduse Valjak: A Shameful MIstake


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Ashamed of living in Estonia, that is how I felt when I finally left the sexy shop in Tatari street behind my shoulders and I made my triumphant entrance in Vabaduse valjak.


The purpose of tmy visit was simple: go, see it, take picture and quotes and build a nice report about the event a lot of people has been waiting for since quite a while now.
The surprise is that the outcome turned to be far less than miserable.


My quotes, pictures and report have in fact been replaced by such a deep anger that I did not even know I could feel before this absurd moment.


While writing these lines I witness the opening ceremony of a monument that makes Estonia look like a Lemmings country than an European one.
A tall concrete stick covered by glass is used as a pillar for keeping above of our nobles heads a cross that would make look the swords put by Saddam Hussein at the entrance of Baghdad a state-of-art celebration of taste.


Honestly, it is really hard to put down this small article now, especially as I feel obliged to measure each and every word as – unfortunately – I will never be allowed to write what I think and what I hope will soon happen to the monster our beloved government desired from the bottom of the State budget.


Kick in the eye for all the people who will happen to cross Freedom square, the absurd nothing inaugurated today, has only one point in its favour. Its being temporary.


Because I cannot seriously imagine this violent and tastless “thing” able to last.
I do not know if something will happen because of a lack of funds, because of a too patriotic Estonian or a pissed Russian but what I expect – and, why not, I also hope and encourage – is that someone will do what any mentally sane individual would do: try to bring it down.


Today, after I jumped in Vabaduse valjak, I immediately decided to run back to my place and try to forget about this shameful event I had the unluck to witness, but I cannot stop thinking that in another country Andrus Ansip would have never been allowed to partecipate to the event.


Because in another country people would have smashed that cross right against his head. Even before making him understand the absurd waste of money this tower of shit costs and the way he turned Estonia in something in between a sad joke and a begger.

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Altro Che FlashMob

Geniale....non riesco a smettere di guardarlo...sta cosa qui bisogna farla a Tallinn!!
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Everything's Wonderful



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Do I feel alright? No not slightly."
Sono entrato in un momento difficile della mia vita. Un momento Lily Allen.
Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,
Well it's very funny cos I got your fucking money,
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Lo so, dovrei vergognarmi.
Why can't I sleep at night,
Don't say it's gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise,
and not feel bad about it for days and days and days.
In the magazines they talk about weight loss,
If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss,
Oh no it's not the life I chose,
But I guess that's the way that things go.

Ma questa canzone mi piace proprio.
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Battito Cardiaco 2.0


Perla quotidiana: come misurare il battito cardiaco con il pc.
Ecco le istruzioni

"con l'indice e il medio di una mano premete leggermente all'altezza della carotide, ai lati della laringe, cioè lungo il collo e con l'altra mano premete il tasto sinistro del mouse appena sentite i battiti, dopo 3 pressioni apparirà il numero dei battiti."

Per chi vuole provare...ecco l'indirizzo http://www.blia.it/utili/battiti/index.php

E complimenti per il tempo buttato a costruire questo strumento.
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Sono Come Berlusconi - I Am Like Berlusconi



Sono un galantuomo, una persona perbene, un signore dalla moralità assoluta. (Silvio Berlusconi, la Repubblica, 13 luglio 2003)

Eh già. Anche io (Giovanni Angioni, in Ufficio, 28 maggio 2009)

I am a gentleman, a nice person, with a high moral sense. (Silvio Berlusconi, la Repubblica, 13 July 2003)

A-ha. Me too.(Giovanni Angioni, in the Office, 28 May 2009)
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SARAS: Nessun Colpevole - SARAS: No One is Guilty



Corriere.it ci spiega che, con la crisi economica, alla gente è aumentata la voglia di fumare.
Deve essere per questo che sono morti gli operai della SARAS.

Ora, però, qualcuno lo spieghi alle famiglie.

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Corriere.it explains that, due to the crisis, people are smoking more than before.
That must be the reason why, yesterday, three workers died in SARAS refinery.

Now, please, try to explain that to their families.
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La Stampa Vende Links? - Is La Stampa Selling Links?



Durante la quotidiana rassegna stampa, un piccolo particolare nascosto in una pagina di La Stampa mi ha colpito parecchio.
L'articolo titola "Dell, gli europei vivono sopra un cumulo di vecchi pc" e parla di una ricerca fatta da Dell a proposito del modo in cui non-ricicliamo i nostri pc.

Argomento a parte, quello che mi ha colpito è stato il link in fondo alla pagina.
Dell, in passato, è stata spesso oggetto di critiche e penalizzazioni googoliane per il suo comprare links testuali in siti importanti, in modo da "truccare" i risultati su google e, vedendo questa bella marchetta pubblicata da Torino, mi è venuto in mente che qualcuno potrebbe nuovamente aver ceduto alle lusinghe del gigante dei Pc.

Complimenti a La Stampa per la bella figura.

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While reading the press as I do every morning, I have been quite impressed by a nice article I found on La Stampa, a prestigious nation-wide Italian paper.

The article is about the way us, Europeans, we do not recycle properly our old Pcs and it is all about a Dell survey on the issue. Now, beside that putting the name of the brand in the title of the article is never elegant - unless they sponsor the journalist...but that would be another story, wouldn't it? -, what attracted me the most is the little text-link almost at the end of the page pointing to Dell's website.

Few yers ago, this has to be said, Dell sank into a small scandal for its habit of buying text links on interesting websites as for increasing traffic as for cheating on google serps trying to get to the first place of any laptop-related query - you can all imagine how much money the whole thing was worth for them...

And what today's article made me think is that, perhaps, someone got eventually trapped in the same spidernet as before. But, how to blame the reporter...in times of crisis, why should journalists value honesty?
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Gli Africani? Tutti Sporchi. - African People? They're All Dirty.

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Berlusconi "Roma e' cosí sporca che sembra una cittá africana".
I giornali "Berlusconi contro Alemanno! Critica il suo sindaco!"
I miei colleghi "Ma nessuno dice che ha insultato l'Africa? Ma davvero puó dire sempre quello che vuole?"

Berlusconi "Rome is so dirty that looks like an African city".
The media "Berlusconi against Alemanno! He criticizes his own major!"
My colleagues "Nobody says that he insulted Africa? Can he really say whatever he wants all the time?"

Comunque: Roma come Cape Town?
Te piacerebbe.

Anyways: Rome like Cape Town?
You Wish.

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Forse Sarebbe Ora di Tornarsene a Casa - Maybe It's Time to Get Back Home



Un grazie ad Alessandro per la canzone ed i pensieri che la accompagano..

A big thank you to Alessandro for the song he sent me and the thoughts it came with...
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Sono Demi Moore - I Am Demi Moore


Il Corriere Della Sera (secondo DeBortoli Secondo) ci sbatte in prima pagina le foto di Demi Moore dal Dentista...
...e perchè non dovrei fare lo stesso io?

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Corriere della Sera, the most important Italian daily held now by one of the most elegant-but-meaningless local top journalists published some pics of Demi Moore at the dentist.

So, I told to myself, it's time for me to do the same.
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E se Google ci Aiutasse a Far Cadere il Governo?


(la notizia non è nuova ma dicono che non posso parlare solo di culi, berlusconi e noemi)

Mentre gironzolavo per il web, stamattina ho trovato questa notizia "Bimba rapita ritrovata con google street view" ed un po' mi sono preoccupato perchè su altri giornali si parlava di telecamere in grado di riconoscere 15.000 volti da sistemare nelle città.

Non è che stia preparando un attentato...però...un po' mi darebbe fastidio sapere che qualcuno mi guarda mentre mi mangio le caccole che tolgo dal naso, mi gratto il sedere o faccio la mano morta per strada.

Palle.

Però, curiosità diabolica! Possiamo controllare su street view se Berlusconi incontrava Noemi con i genitori oppure se, con lui, c'era quel comico che hanno arrestato perchè molestava le bimbette cretine su Facebook?
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